PRINTS ARE READY!
“A Quiet Place to Hive” (10.5 X 14 bee) $35
“Find The Light” (7.5 X 10 moth) $25
“Foul of the Earth” (7.5 x 10 owl) $25
ALL THREE PRINTS FOR $75
paypal- Kendallthelion@gmail.com include name of the print in the notes/make sure your shipping address is correct.
These are giclee reproductions of my original artwork printed with acid free, archival ink on double weight paper. They will come frame-ready, signed, numbered, and packaged with heavy paper and certificate of authenticity.
Huge crowd in Owensboro KY for BBQ Fest. We had a lot of fun and saw the “Worlds Biggest Rat” All in all.. good times
We had the sickest time in Puerto Rico.
Thanks to Kaeli, Danny & everyone else who put us up and came out to the shows. Thanks to Pedro Costas- the Godfather-Tony Montana-our translator- tour guide- for putting up with us even though we got you and your friends (and ourselves) attacked by vicious bees in a cave.
-kendall
Big shout out again to pedro-pablo-ppappi-martinez. Thanks for sticking by me when I flipped off the entire island and a crazy drug kingpin
-Bryan
D’awww. widdle baby Gabe cuddlin’ wif Gus this morning.
Playing Colombia, MO tonight at Orr Street Studios. Doors at 7. $7 bucks. Come check out our new merch
The Great Midwest Ice-capades
Its time once again to update this tumblr with the first week of the True American Escapades. This Post will be long, so if you have ADD, Dyslexia, or are just lazy as fuck don’t bother reading. (P.s if you do have the above mentioned issues check these sites www.dyslexiahelp.co.uk and/or www.focusonadhd.com)
First on deck, MICHIGAN!
Oh Michigan, finally back in the good ol’ U.S of A…So after touring canada for weeks in the icy wilderness what would any normal American do? If your first thought was Taco Bell, then you and I should be friends…just sayin. After “feeding the beat” (next year taco bell…next year) we arrived at Static age where I proceeded to punch my trailer like a baby bitch and fracture my hand. Long story short, I dare you to play a Black Flag cover with a broken hand.
Next up MINNESOTA!
The great land of Minnesota, Land of 10,000 Lakes, 12th largest state in the U.S. The state of the twin cities. Personally, I would call this place Unbearable Cold Ass City USA. Even though, loading our equipment in -9 degree weather was probably the worst experience in my entire life, it was well worth it. Playing with Outbreak, Forfeit, Burning Empires was awesome and those guys are some of the coolest dudes ever. We all played great sets for tons of people. Then danced the night away like we were all back in college on our parents hard earned money.
NORTH DAKOTA EH?
The RoughRider State, with a beautiful state motto being: “Liberty and union, now and forever, one and inseparable.” Ambush would just refer to this Icy desert of stolen Native American land as COLD COLD COLD COLD COLD. A good friend of mine, Mike O’Malley from a great band LIFE WONT WAIT told me that North Dakota is actually the Geographical center of North America. Also the reason it was so fucking bitch ass tit cold is because some lame ass Canadian winds gather in a funnel effect and head right through the state, covering this forsaken place in ice.
SOUTH DAKOTA!!!
A couple words: Cody Crunk, Rapid City, Souix Falls, MoshBrah, and parties.
A phrase for Rapid City: I don’t know if we were playing a VFW or a Frat House, because there was a lot of bros fighting over the keg
A blerb for Souix Falls: Pete and Pete Vs. basement show, In Souix Falls I, for one, would always choose Pete and Pete. Thanks for the free pizza friends.
KANSAS!!!
Thanks to an amazing promoter named Devon for helping us out when our show got dropped by a promoter in Hutch named Ryan. Neon colors ran rampant, hair spray in large quantities, if we sounded out of place, or like the annoying splinter you couldn’t get rid of, you’d be right. We ended up shared the stage with Dance Gavin Dance, Strangely enough I didn’t get to dance as much as I would have hoped. Never the less, burritos at midnight, pancakes and good friends made Kansas great.
Love, Bryan
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