Well folks, sorry I haven’t had the chance to update you all here on tumblr land, but Dammit you can’t be so needy. I’ll update when I can! Shit!
This post will be a wrap on the canadian wilderness tour we just completed, its a rapid fire post…so please try to keep up.
1) Ontario has been renamed to Overpriced Little America. if you don’t agree, then you take a trip up there and see for yourself. A country with no dollar menu is a country that I just can’t see eye to eye with.
2) Now, this one really “erks” me. Everyone around the world is always frowning upon America for being soooo unhealthy and our obesity rates are high…yadda yadda yadda. In my opinion, Canada has the biggest fat ass menu in the entire world. I mean come on, they have diners made exclusively for poutine and the McD’s serves DOUBLE BIG MACS. I shit you not. I ate one and it sat in my stomach like a brick for a week.
*note Ontario has now been renamed to Overpriced (faaatttt) Little America
3) When asking for Maple syrup, an overabundant product of Canada, Kyle was promptly corrected on its origin. Saying, “I need me some fuckin maple syrup, that shit grows on trees” a puzzled canadian then replied “IN trees kyle, [maple syrup] grows in trees.”
4) Finally, Canadian currency. Loonies, Toonies and all that BS. Listen, I’m not going to be sexist (yes I am) but Canada, you have WOMEN on your money. That makes your crappy Monopoly bullshit WORTHLESS.
Besides your epic scenery, Quality people (some areas), and delicious poutine, you really have nothing going for you Canada. Yeah, you can argue about healthcare, but I’m an American and don’t give one single fuck.
p.s Canada I love you, I’ll be back soon you dirrty dirrty girl you